#win for 2000 babies i guess

[lovewilltellamillionstories]

Crying that Nic and Luke are both with people my age

[xoxochb]

Sweet girl diary entry!!!!!!! Pls pls pls. Just like, a lil ficlet as if Sweet Girl is writing in her diary. The whole

“dear diary. Today at camp…”

I just wanna find out more abt my baby’s life 🥺

I’ve never wrote something from first person but this is actually soooo criminally cute 🥹🥹

——— ౨ৎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

dear diary journal,

diary sounds too girly.

well I am a girl. but it sounds too 2000s romcom starring anne hathaway where her love interest his chad michael murray the y2k it boy.

he’s pretty sexy though, I won’t lie. we’ll switch it back to diary tomorrow when I find the motivation to erase and rewrite it.

it’s monday, february third. I hate mondays. but not as much as I hate sundays I freaking HATE sundays with a passion. percy always makes fun of me when I talk about my deep loathing for sundays. so I pull his hair in retaliation. I won’t tell him I half do that just to touch his soft hair because then he’d just make fun of me even more.

this morning it took me 2 whole hours to get out of bed. and it wasn’t necessarily my fault because percy wanted to dilly-dally per usual. and he also bribed me with twenty dollars and the best half an hour long make out session so I think it might’ve been worth it.

but I finally managed to get him out of bed following this. I stayed at his cabin again because I think it’s my new home at this point. we showered— and after ten minutes of trying to keep his hand out from between my legs we dressed and went to lunch because we had skipped breakfast.

and I was sad because I like breakfast. but percy made up for it and made me french toast for lunch. he even put confectionery sugar on it!!!!!!

after I ate lunch I left him and found annabeth. we had an hour long debate over historical arguments it was kinda epic. percy doesn’t like when I say epic he says it makes me sound like a five year old boy. so I say it to make him angry. but I don’t think he could ever be angry with me so I guess I win either way.

I left cabin six around three o’clock and ran into grover and juniper. they were weaving stick bracelets for the younger campers so I helped them for a while. and when I finished I gave all my bracelets to little lucille she’s an angel. she gave me a kiss on the cheek.

after I dropped off the bracelet I went back to cabin three. but percy was fast asleep. and when he’s asleep I’m sure he could be out through an entire war. he doesn’t even have a blanket on— the blue blanket I had bought him specifically because it’s his favorite color.

I managed to retrieve the blanket from beneath him and put it above him. then I joined him in his nap and I think I was out for like two hours to be honest. he was still asleep when I woke up though.

so I laid with him until he woke up just before dinner. unsurprisingly, we skipped it like breakfast. we stayed in bed until eight. or I did at least. I forced percy to get up and get me ice cream, and bring the loving boyfriend he is, he brought me back my favorite peanut butter + oreo ice cream combo. I love him.

I ate it within the next five minutes and then complained to him about being cold. percy is the only person who’ll listen to me complain so I take advantage of it.

he recommended having a ‘special way’ to make me warm. by his smirk alone I knew what he meant. but I would’ve known without seeing him at all, he’s predictable sometimes.

and not to anyone’s surprise, I let him show me his special way. and to say I was warmed up would be an understatement. but I won’t go into details because I’m not my boyfriend— who would, without a second thought go into graphic detail.

and then a half an hour later he crashed. and then that brings me to now. it’s not that I can’t sleep but I’d much rather prefer to have time to catch up on reading for a bit since my day had been busy. but then I saw my journal/diary and got sidetracked so I guess that didn’t really work out.

but overall my day was pretty good!! and… I should probably go to sleep soon because it’s…. I’ll be back in a second.

it’s one thirty two in the morning. off to bed I go!

until tomorrow, xoxo sweet girl.

[carpememes]

10 Minute Power Hour Starters

"You gotta warn me because I was just about to yell 'Remember who made you cum?' and how embarrassing would that shit have been?"

"We've got ____ here. Can you believe it?"

"Alright, shut the fuck up, everybody."

"No, not the stegosaurus!"

"Oh! We're giving samples. I've done this before."

"Can you Urkel your way to a win?"

"I don't love this."

"Glug glug glug, now I'm drunk."

"WOO! Show us how it's done, baby!"

"It's what all the kids on youtube are doing."

"Where is this piece? Did you steal my piece?"

"Bro, I'm killing it."

"Am I right, the youth?"

"You didn't even savor the peelies."

"You just ripped it off like a barbarian."

"Sizzle sizzle, baby bitch."

"It's gonna be really dramatic and cool!"

"I don't want a pumpkin growing in my belly."

"What a fool he is, to get wood confused with food items."

"I told my mom to help me clean it up and she said 'no thank you'."

"___ said I look like the floor of an arcade."

"My heart is beating so fast right now."

"Spin the wheel, you bitch."

"We're visible to lots of people, but it feels great to be truly seen by someone special."

"Well, not like my BEST best friend but he's definitely in that class."

"That's too much plastic crap."

"You look like something they'd serve at 2 in the morning at iHop."

"I feel like i just came back from a mythical creature bukake."

"This is what the ladies are into. A big ol brain horn of goo."

"I'm an ex-man. Which means I used to be a man."

"Yeah you won. Everyone's great. Three people need to go to the hospital but hooray you won."

"Thanks for invalidating my win, dude. I worked hard for this."

"You popped which means you are legally obligated to not stop."

"Please. No laughter."

"I feel you should've said something."

"I has bro! Do you has bro??"

"Well, I think you get double points for that."

"You got a serious buttchin and you need to admit it and use it!"

"YOU DID THIS!"

"We're losin it. We're losin it! ___, we're losin it!"

"This shirt's better now."

"No don't! ___, fucking, god damn it!"

"That was the most legit anger I've heard out of you in so long."

"Why is it filled with chestnuts?! And a lemon!"

"Thanks for celebrating my birthday. This was really fun and not depressing."

"Hold on! I have to do some research."

"Jesus. Reginald. Christ."

"You did it! It's a nightmare."

"What do you think? You think i look sexy?"

"Am i out kissin vandals and vagrants?!"

"Imagine I'm rubbing your thighs."

"I'm going to open a tube of goo now."

"You're a sucky friend!"

"I'm doing all of the colors, you fuck!"

"I know what makes green! Magic and jesus!"

"Oh cool! It looks not that great!"

"It looks like somebody's pancreas exploded over here."

"Anyone wanna be on camera?"

"Drink it, you armadillo."

"Have you witnessed me?"

"Ew, ewww- EEEWWW!"

"Nooo, I don't wanna be the hulk anymore."

"There we go. That's a big boy."

"Are you gonna attack or are you too scared?"

"Admittedly you wield a lot of power that I was not aware of."

"It makes magic fun!"

"That's not what I wanted at all."

"I feel like a cat that just fell in the bathtub."

"YES! Eat the worms!"

"Early 2000s is retro?"

"What is the best time of day to shake a baby?"

"Oh no! It's making the connection that I'm it's mother!"

"We dont have all day. Im becoming sterile wearing these jock straps."

"So you can stick your little emoji faces in here when you write your diary about how much God has betrayed you."

"That is one of the worst shirts I've seen in my life. Put it on."

"What? Oh, I suppose you want to KISS about it?!"

"I dunno. I guess cuz I'm an asshole."

"What do you mean 'is that really what it looks like'? It looks magical!"

"In this world we must all tilt.... But we also a-whirl."

"Look around you. All you see is death and chaos... Here is a kirby."

"Every birthday is like the grim reaper moving one peg on the abacus of your life."

"Everytime I try to solve it i'm just making things worse. Which is just an analogy for my life."

"I was brewin' in the nutsack of an older man."

"It was like having Chuck-e-cheese right in your house."

"The ooze doesn't smell great."

"Parents killed each other to get this thing."

"I threw up a lot more in the 90s than I do now."

"It's about to erase your memory."

"____, Im so sorry, but there's something your mother and I have to tell you."

"It's not your fault! Don't ever think it's your fault!"

[zarahfavoritegem]

Headcanon: Coral Island Dateable Characters Age Range

1.Chaem: 22-24 (Youngest) 2.Eva: 23-25 3.Kenny: 23-25 4.Macy: 25-27 5.Lily: 25-27 6.Leah: 25-27 7.Surya: 27-29 8.Luke: 27-29 9.Rafael: 27-29 10.Noah: 29-31 11.Wakuu: 29-31 12.Millie: 29-31 13.Alice: 31-33 14.Suki: 31-33 15.Scott: 31-33 16.Theo: 31-33 17.Zarah: 31-33 18.Mark: 33-35 19.Ben: 33-35 20.Raj: 33-35 21.Yuri: 33-35 22.Nina: 33-35 23.Pablo:35-37 24.Aaliyah: 35-37 25.Charles: 37-40 (Oldest)

Reason: [  ] I headcanon Chaem the youngest because she is a volleyball athelete and so tend to be more on younger side. Other than that if you experience her heart event she has this young confident energy that scream "OFC I CAN WIN". [  ] Both Chaem and Eva is naive and lack of experience the difference is that Chaem is overconfident because she dont know better and Eva is timid so she lean more toward wishful though that full of unrealistic goal. [  ] Kenny also younger because his boyish vibe and his heart event depict him still full of wonder. [  ] Macy, Lily, Leah idk how to explain it, but they seems not as naive as Chaem, Eva, and Kenny. However they also has this attitude "I do this job because of my hobby" and still consider possibility to change to another job which give the impression they still in their mid 20. [  ] I headcanon Surya is younger than Wakuu is because Surya is still working his fellowship / PHD which put him under 30. Meanwhile Wakuu despite looking young he actually professional Astrophysic which take time [  ] Rafael may look like he in his 30, but personaly he giving someone that still under 30. Also based on the family photo it seems like Pablo already in his teenager years while Rafael is around 5-6 years old so i can see Pablo in his mid 30 with 8 years age gap. [  ] I assume Alice and Suki in their early 30. Because how Suki  look like she in her mid 30 while Alice in her mid 20. So I make median and choose early 30 for both of them. Noah will be around the same age based on Noah conversation that Noah and Alice is childhood friend so i assume they around the same age. However I make him bit younger than Alice because he just seems younger than Alice. [  ] Scott is professional archeologist so atleast in early 30 and  so I make Zarah around his age because they just seems like around the same age because they had work together before. Other than that Zarah fashion giving me 90-early 2000 which give me strong millenial. [  ] I can see Lily and Theo sibling age gap is around 6 years because while Theo obviously in his 30, but he doesnt look that old to be in his mid 30. [  ] Mark is younger brother of Anne which I assume in her mid 30 so Mark must be younger than that. [  ] Based on what Ben said funbucket already with him even when he was a "baby". Lets assume by baby he mean around 5-15 years old and funbucked live more than 15+ years old. We can assume Ben in his early 30 and so I headcanon him around 33-35 years old he just look older than his actual age. [  ] For Millie and Raj I just based on their vibe, interest and their interaction with other character. [  ] Nina is around 33-35 years old because she just giving woman that free and independent and can do whatever she want. I want to make her older, but based on lore she childhood friend with Luke which I cant see older than 30 years old. I can see 6 years age gap childhood friendship, but more than that I dont think so. [  ] Aaliyah is in mid 30 because she Noah older sister and average age of astronaut is 34 so i guess her age range is make sense. [  ] Last, both Charles and Yuri is doctor  which the study take long time. Charles is the main doctor so he def more experience/older than Yuri so I choose late 30 for Charles other than he just look old. Meanwhile Yuri 33-35 based on she is travelling doctor, but not look old enough to be in her late 30.

[trojanteapot]

Obligatory Infinity Train Fanfic Plug I Guess

I have some new followers since I posted about my Infinity Train cosplay process so I guess now's a good time to plug my boring overly-long fanfics that are mostly sad and stuff.

SHIPPING FICS

RYMIN:

Ain't No Cure For Love: Ryan and Min-Gi perform their first gig in Montreal. Min-Gi wants to confess his feelings. (First fic I ever wrote probably a bit rough now and the only fic without any sort of theme besides "love wins" i guess) It Can't Be Helped: Takes place in the mid-2000s when Ryan and Min-Gi's band have become quite successful and are touring East Asia. Ryan has some cultural identity issues to overcome at the age of like, 40-something. (This one is much much better than the first Rymin fic, and is about more than just shipping. I did a ton of research into Japanese-Canadians and Korean-Canadians for it as well! Shout-out to my partner for his huge role in shaping this fic as he is Japanese-Canadian himself.)

GRIMON:

Raison d'Etre (PART 1) (PART 2): Post-Canon AU where Simon survives the Train. Grace and Simon spend about 4 years apart from each other living their own lives on Earth, but one day Grace shows up randomly in Quebec to pay Simon a visit. Traumatic wounds get reopened, things get emotional, philosophical, maybe even a little... sociopolitical? Also interspersed between Grace and Simon's little dates are flashbacks to the Train that explain exactly how Simon managed to leave the Train in this AU.

I separated it into two halves because the second half contains smut. However, the second half kind of needs to be read for there to be a complete story. The smut is entirely skippable and doesn't contribute to the overarching plot so I do encourage you to read both halves.

(Also of note is that this takes place not in the "present" but in the past (2018), because I am An Old Person(TM) and so I made Grace and Simon millennials. And I also didn't want to write about the pandemic. It's not that noticeable and you can ignore that timeline fuckery if you want.)

True Love Waits: (VERY VERY CURSED) Sort of not a shipping fic? But Grace gets pregnant here and we all know who the father is! So Grace needs to leave the Train before the baby is born. Canon complacent so Simon is dead. (TW: other than pregnancy there's also thoughts of self-harm and mentions of abortion)

Leave It In My Dreams: Grace's sad nightmare in Alma Mater but from Simon's perspective.

Shame On You, Blue-Eyed Fox: Grace lets her guard down and harassed by a rookie cop. Simon finally makes himself useful for once in his entire life. (TW: real world racism obviously.)

GENERAL FICS

Alma Mater: Post-Canon. Tulip starts college, is very typically Tulip about it, but she befriends an older student named Grace Monroe who helps her through it. However, Tulip comes to learn that she and Grace have more in common than they realized at first. Also Jesse and Lake get thrown into the mix and drama ensues. (Mostly canon complacent except for 1. time period, and 2. Grace is from California, not DC, but her parents work in DC.)

Initial State: A side story to Raison d'Etre. After Simon realizes he's wrong he works with the Cat to bring his number down and leave the Train. But this isn't as easy as he thought especially when he meets a denizen he's recently met before, but never expected to meet again (becausehekilledherlol).

Semi-Automatic Lonely Boy: Prequel to Raison d'Etre. Just a series of vignettes of Simon's life after returning to Earth. (TW: depictions of self-harm) Other than It Can't Be Helped, this is the other fanfic that I am the most proud of so far. Literally went and relearned French to write some of the dialogue in this.

I'll Get It Right Sometime (ongoing): Four years after Book 3, Hazel and Amelia have a pretty decent life on the Train. But this peace is interrupted when Hazel meets a passenger and decides to help him through the Train. How can Amelia keep Hazel safe? Who is this passenger anyway? Why is the Cat so interested in interfering? Why is Simon somehow involved?! Why is JESSE somehow involved?!?!??! (Note: I think Hazel ages normally, so she's 10 years old in this one.) This is also my most ambitious fanfic yet. I have an Entire Homestuck Reference chapter, a Reddit chapter, and I plan to have several Discord chapters.

[fancoloredglasses]

Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown (who is running this camp?!), part 1

[All images are owned by Paramount and Peanuts Worldwide. Please don’t sue me or send me to this camp]

[All video clips are courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes]

With summer starting, parents need to figure out what to do with their kids since school is no longer an option. Popular options are…

Take time off of work to take family vacations (see the Nation Lampoon’s Vacation franchise for examples of how this could go horribly wrong)

If the kids are old enough, make them get summer jobs

If they’re too young to be employed, but old enough to be trusted alone, let them stay home

If parents want to see their kids, but don’t trust them to stay home, they could send them to a day camp and pick them up after work

Then there’s the subject of this review from the mid-70s: If the parents want the summer off from their kids, they could ship them off to summer camp.

We will assume that most of you are familiar with Peanuts (or at least the Charlie Brown holiday specials) At the very least I reviewed one based on a movie about burlesque dancing), but just in case…

Peanuts was a daily comic strip created by Charles Shultz in 1950 and ran until shortly before his death in 2000. Schultz always hated the title (he originally named it Li’l Folks, but that name was already copyrighted so the publisher came up with the name that endured), which is why none of the animated shows, specials, and movies didn’t use the title until after Schultz’s death (every single one before had the main character’s name in the title) While the core cast hasn’t changed much over the years, minor characters have come and gone. The characters important to this review are…

Charlie Brown is the epitome of the downtrodden. He is laughed at by those he thinks of as friends, gets no respect from most (including his dog), and almost never comes out on top. For whatever reason, he is always (with one notable exception) referred to by his full name, rather than just his first.

Charlie Brown’s little sister Sally has all the red flags of a Karen-in-Training. She constantly complains about how Life Isn’t Fair to get her way (she once whined her way into getting a grade raised)

Lucy van Pelt is best described as the sociopath of the group. She absolutely has to be the center of attention and delights in tormenting Charlie Brown (especially with Charlie Brown kicking a football, constantly pulling it away at the last second so Charlie Brown lands flat on his back (she once did so during a football game in which Charlie Brown’s kick meant the difference between winning and losing. Three guesses who got blamed for the loss))

Lucy’s little brother Linus is likely the wisest of the gang. He has a dependency on his baby blanket, carrying it everywhere. He is also the target of Sally’s crush, much to his chagrin (she often refers to Linus as her “Sweet Baboo”)

Schroeder is a musical prodigy who worships the works of Beethoven. He carries around a pint-sized grand piano that he can play virtually anything on from memory. Lucy had decided that he is the man she’ll marry, no matter what he says (I say she’ll wind up settling for Charlie Brown)

Snoopy is Charlie Brown’s pet beagle. He walks like a human, acts like a human, and does everything humans do except talk (because THAT was where Schultz drew the line)

Snoopy’s best friend is Woodstock (yes, he was named after what you think he was named after) Woodstock can barely fly straight, but is eternally cheerful.

Franklin is…look, there’s no easy way to put this. He’s the token black kid. He was added to the comic strip in response to Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination. Unfortunately, he’s generally not treated well in animation. If he’s not being outright ignored, he’s being stereotypically black (such as break dancing) or segregated (in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, for example, he was the only kid on his side of the table while all of the white kids were on the other side)

Peppermint Patty is a tomboy and…well, she’s pretty much a Force of Nature. She pretty much gets everyone to do what she wants by not letting anyone get a word in edgewise. Fortunately, she’s (mostly) well-meaning, if a bit dense at times (she’s the only member of the gang who doesn’t realize Snoopy’s a dog) I’m not sure if she has a crush on Charlie Brown (or as she calls him, “Chuck”) or if she enjoys watching his squirm (interestingly, he doesn’t object despite clearly being uncomfortable about it)

Marcy is Peppermint Patty’s best friend and chief foil. Marcy is very soft-spoken, but is the first one to call Peppermint Patty on her strong-arm BS. For whatever reason, she refers to Peppermint Patty as “sir” (a large portion of the fans have a head canon that they’re in a relationship)

Now that we have the cast, on with the show! If you would like to watch the movie, it’s available behind your favorite paywall.

We open (in the credits) with the gang on a bus on their way to camp, with Snoopy not far behind on his “hawg” (that he’s never had before or since) I’m VERY curious what’s up with the landscape around the suburb they live in, they go through forest as the credits roll, then it immediately turns into desert.

As the credits end, the bus passes by a gas station with a pair of kids hanging out by the pump for some reason. Sally waves at them, but the girl blows a razzberry at her.

Sally gets her wish as the bus gets a blowout immediately after. The driver (that we don’t see; one thing about Peanuts is you never actually SEE the adults...and if you hear them, they say “MWAH WAH WAH WAH”) fixes the flat while Sally marches right up to the girl and…

…immediately backs down and slinks back onto the bus.

Later, the bus stops at another gas station to refuel (they couldn’t do so while fixing the flat?), so the gang takes the opportunity to stretch their legs. Charlie Brown gets distracted talking to Snoopy and…

What kind of bus driver doesn’t take a head count before leaving?!

Fortunately, Snoopy has room on his hawg and gives Charlie Brown a ride. Unfortunately, Snoopy decides to take a “short cut” through some of the roughest patches in the desert, making Charlie Brown close to getting sick by the time they arrive (behind the bus, so what was the point of all of that?)

…and suddenly we’re in the middle of the woods again.

While staggering around and desperately trying not to vomit, Charlie Brown accidentally bumps into three older kids (bullies) who immediately take a disliking to him.

Fortunately, the PA (with a kid at the mic. Are there no adults that are more qualified?) announces registration has begun so Charlie Brown can excuse himself before the bullies can feed him to their cat. Unfortunately, they run into him again when they cut the line and Sally tries to sic Charlie Brown on them.

(Yeah, like that would work)

Fortunately, Linus is there to Save The Day.

Later, as everyone fills out their registration forms (shouldn’t they have done that BEFORE they crossed a desert to come here?) Sally bitches about it, so Peppermint Patty waxes philosophical about the need to leave your comfort zone.

(…and people wonder why the fandom thinks Peppermint Patty and Marcie are a couple)

After filling out their forms, the gang heads for their tents (the boys in one, the girls in the other…

…and Snoopy in his own)

In the girls’ tent, Peppermint Patty suggests that they run things in a democratic fashion, including voting for a leader. Of course, Peppermint Patty has the election won, since we all know Marcie will vote for her.

So with everyone voting for themselves, Peppermint Patty decides she should cast the deciding vote…for herself (wait, there are more than four beds. Don’t the other girls in the tent get a say?)

That evening…

Nothing like roughing it, eh Snoopy?

The next morning…

PA kid has the campers out for morning calisthenics, followed by breakfast and morning activities (no, I’m not doing a montage. It’s as boring as it sounds) Then lunch happens.

Maybe Sally should complain to the manager.

After lunch…

The bullies are at it again.

…but they forgot about Linus.

PA Kid then announces that the Camp Games (pitting all of the tents against one another) will begin. Naturally…

…the bullies cheat. Where are the adults who are supposed to be keeping things fair?

WHO IS RUNNING THIS CAMP?!

As the gang sulks about losing to a bunch of cheaters, PA Kid announces the Main Event of the summer.

The other tents know they don’t stand a chance, meaning there are only four competitors: the boys (sporting a raft held afloat by four inner tubes), the girls (in an inflatable life raft), Snoopy and Woodstock (in a single inner tube) and the bullies, who are competing in this monstrosity…

…complete with radar, sonar, and an outboard motor. You know, if they can afford this contraption, why are they slumming it at Camp Remote?

The teams spend all afternoon inflating their rafts…

…only for the bullies to use that air to inflate theirs overnight. (I guess the electric air pump was a bit more than they could afford)

The next morning, the teams must once again inflate their rafts before the race begins and they all set out (if a bit winded)

[At this point, I would like to point out that the bullies act like every cartoon villain in every race ever: They have the means to get far ahead of the competition, and would likely win the race by several miles, but they need to take the time to cheat and “prove” their superiority]

That evening, the bullies manage to pry their raft out from under the dock and sneak past the other teams as they sleep until they come to…

They then flip the sign so it points in the opposite direction.

Wait, they scheduled an unsupervised race involving kids at a time when there’s blasting happening?!

WHO THE HELL IS RUNNING THIS CAMP?!

Later in the evening, it starts snowing (Hang on. It’s SNOWING in the middle of summer in a forest next to a fucking desert?!) The next morning Woodstock has some fun at Snoopy’s expense.

With that bit of levity out of the way the race continues, and they come to the bullies’ trap.

Despite being nearly pulverized by falling rocks, the channel proved to be a short cut as the gang emerges ahead of the bullies (no doubt sleeping in, knowing they no longer have any competition)

As the bullies rush to catch up…

…a massive storm hits, threatening to sink all of the rafts! (Wait, no one bothered to check the weather report before the race?)

In fact, Snoopy’s tube capsizes, sending both he an Woodstock into the river! Snoopy manages to swim back to his tube, but Woodstock is lost in the water!

WILL Woodstock survive? (I’m sure he’ll be fine. I mean, he was in specials and the comic strip that were published after this)

WHO will win the race?

WHO THE FUCK IS RUNNING THIS CAMP?!?!?!

These questions and more will be answered in the exciting conclusion!

[magnoliabloomfield]

The new label “Pick Me Girl” and the return of Y2K fashion made me realize something. If you were a teen in the 2000’s, no matter what kind of girl you were, you were a pick me girl.

But! It wasn’t your fault. During your most developmental sponge like years they drowned you in Pick Me Propaganda.

We had music:

“I’d rather be anything but ordinary please.”- Avril

“Never wore cover up, always beat the boys up.”-Avril

“She’s like so whatever, you could do so much better, I think we should get together now.”-Avril

“Paper, or plastic, don’t matter, she’ll have it. Vacations and shopping sprees, these are a few of her favorite things. She’ll get what she wants if she’s willing to please, his type of girl ways comes with a fee. Hey now there’s nothing for free. Girls don’t like boys girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at girls when they’re not funny.”-Good Charlotte

“Christina wouldn’t wanna meet her, she hates you Brittany so you better run for cover. My girl, is a hot girl, a riot girl and she’s taking on the world. Emergency call 911 she’s pissed off at everyone.”-Good Charlotte

“Never win first place, don’t support the team, can’t take direction and my socks are never clean… LA told me you’ll be a pop star, all you have to change is everything you are. Tired of being compared to damn Brittany Spears, she’s so pretty, that just ain’t me.”-P!nk

“The waiter just took my table, gave it to Jessica Simps.”-P!nk

“She doesn’t get your humor like I do… I’m listening to the kind of music she doesn’t like and she’ll never know your story like I do. But she wears short skirts I wear T-shirts, she’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers…. She wears high heels I wear sneakers…”-Taylor Swift

“Im not a supermodel, I still eat McDonalds… who says I can’t wear my converse with my dress, well baby that’s just me.”-Demi Lovato

“Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me”-Pussycat Dolls

“I’m the kind of girl that hangs with the guys, like a fly on the wall with my secret eyes. Taking it in try to be feminine with my makeup bag watching all the sin. Misfit, I sit, lit up, wicked. Everybody else surrounded by the girls with the tank tops and flirty words.”-No Doubt

“I’m no queen, I’m no machine, I still go to Taco Bell, raw as hell, I don’t care, I’m still real.”-Fergie

“Everybody’s looking at me now, like who’s that chick that’s rockin kicks, she gotta be from out of town. It’s so hard with my girls not around me, it’s definitely not a Nashville party. Cause all I see are stilettos, guess I never got the memo.”-Miley

And we had movies like

Cinderella Story and how she’s different because she eats burgers instead of salad and worked hard.

10 Things I Hate About You where Kat still tried too hard and wasn’t herself, she was so I to the idea that you have to be what others want you to be that she consciously chose to be the exact opposite instead of doing what she liked because she liked it.

Mean Girls where you’re different if you’re secure and confident in your own body and not an insecure catty girl.

What a Girl Wants where your cultural difference makes you better and also walking on the beach and having a steady hand with nail polish is superior to getting a pedicure.

And how many of them depicted a nerdy “ugly” girl taking off her glasses, practicing basic hygiene, adding some lip gloss and oh now her crush can see she exists and falls in love with her. Or girls are rivals over some guy who isn’t even worth it.

So, no matter if you were preppy or punk, you were putting in the same amount of effort to not be something else, which is where the return of Y2K fashion comes into play.

Whatever you were trying so hard not to be in the 2000’s or your teens in general, do it now. I bet there was something you secretly wanted from the other side and wouldn’t indulge in because you had your superiority to uphold.

I Wanna see a retired grunge skater girl in a juicy tracksuit with oversized purse and sunglasses. I wanna see a former Paris Hilton minion learn to skateboard in some unnecessarily puffy skate shoes and a neck tie over their tank top.

Also anyone who was too poor or repressed by their strict parents to finally get the things you most wanted at that age but never had.

Now we can retrospectively look back and pick and choose the good stuff from that era, like my ass crack is way too long now for low rise jeans, I’ll never wear them below my hip bones ever again, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is we need to take this opportunity to heal our Y2K selves, have a redo, “I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger” whole thing. So many of us have shed our pick me girl ways and whole heartedly embraced Women Supporting Women, so let’s redo the amazing fashion time that was the 2000’s with that mentality.

“Most girls are smart and strong and beautiful. Most girls work hard go far we are unstoppable. Most girls, our fight to make everyday, no two are the same. I wanna be like I wanna be like Most Girls.”

[apoptoses]

🧠 Pick a character, and I'lI tell you my favorite headcanon for them. LESTAT because I wanna challenge you Imao 🫶🏼

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

🧠 Pick a character, and I'lI tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

lmao as if this is a challenge

king of 2000s trashy aesthetic. He woke up after memnoch and needed a coping mechanism and that was FASHION baby!! he was all in on the hair feathers, the metallic eyeshadow, the extreme low rise jeans that showed more pubic bone than hip.

speaking of 2000s trends he was so enthused about the edible body shimmer powder trend of the era, like the jessica simpson dessert collection?? he had them all because it's just flavored powder, there's not really anything there for the vampire body to reject. but that also means there's photos of him covered with shimmer dust and now armand and louis roast him for having an edward cullen sparkle vampire phase before twlight even existed.

the king of girl math. "but louis i had $320 of items in my cart and shipping would have been $10, but if you spend $500 then shipping was free. so naturally i had to get the shoes as well, otherwise i would have been losing money. i mean it practically makes them free!"

loves a scented candle, has enough of them that he keeps them in a closet and rotates them out depending on the weather/his mood/the season.

enamored by the modern invention of central heating and air. he grew up in such a damp, cold castle and being as poor as he was probably only had a fire in his room if he chopped his own wood. so now in the winter he keeps the house set at a boiling 80 degrees and takes joy in walking around in his underwear while there's a snow storm outside.

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

oh lord i hate thinking about this because immediately the things i do that feel repetitive come to mind lmao like i set most of my fics with the characters at home instead of somewhere more interesting. half the reason i like medical kink is because it forces me to put them in a fresh setting.

i guess i also lean hard into the romantic side of things in most fic, i'm more of a hurt/comfort than a straight up angst person. which i have beat myself up about a little because i worry about being sappy, but also i think that's a fear that needs unpacked. romance isn't taken seriously as a genre of media because it's largely created and consumed by women and telling myself my work isn't as valuable as something more external conflict driven/angsty is letting patriarchy win.

[otakebi-cam-wao]

Produce 101 Japan The Girls ep 5 - by a harowota in real time

this time written on my phone!

Part 1: Elimination????

i spoiled me w friends cuz i started to follow the eliminated trainees on insta and twitter as they started to appear and post but forgot anyways

group introduccions are always nice specially with funny/cute poses and or phrases or gimmicks, or whatever

Kassa took out her Anju chara there

Omg Ao Haru posing as アオハル

i want to talk bout the style changes

i got the same reaction to Shizuku's blonde hair, Kaela

Kaela is kinda troll, love that energy lol (i should stop talking bout the trainers and the MC of the whole show)

okay, let's start the beheadings?

Part 2: Dance Battle

WAIT WAIT WAIT NAKASONE VS YUMEKI?!

i go for Nakasone cuz she's so mother but Yumeki is even a year younger than me

AAAAAAA TOGETHER DAMN

still Nakasone mother

RANDOM PLAY DANCE!!! OWO

oh so it depends of the year nice nice

let's see if i can recognize some (spoiled one)

2021? idk this one... ohhh the pd101 japan season 2

they're so happy

1985!!! no one thought they'd know Dacing Hero eat me up... okay

so cool Sakura (no gyaru)

2000!!!! RENAI REVOLUTION 21 OFC!!!!!!

Kassa didn't ran but danced from the class A side (my harowota hear is a bit dissapointed specially cuz Kokoro told her to go together and didn't)

Honoka and Rino? went to dance it

Nakasone proud somehow?

2010... heavy rotation ofc

Rimika did what i hoped Kassa did with rr21, ofc she knows it lol

almost everyone went running (good song and I don't like akb48, .... complex emotions with the video)

2020 ohhh.... it's kpop, i dunno, but it says wannabe

ohhh yumeki did the choreo

2023.... leap high was obvious lol

the ones who couldn't fit in the dance floor on their sides dancing ofc

now real battle by class, and genre (cute, sexy, wild)

they'll win sneakers!!!!

cute first

Sakura C class, Kagura F, Mana D, Rinon B, Yuuki A; wow Rinon mixed a bit of sexy i guess, cute Sakura... Mana cute but :/

Sexy now

Sae D, Honoka C, WOW NONOKA FROM F CLASS (awwww camera on baby Hina surprised, too much sexy for this baby to see(?)), Wow Moe B and Miu A they know for sure

WILD!!!!!

okay i saw, Tsukushi (A), Ranka (F), Keiko (B) quickly

Keiko is wild indeed

now Ayano from C WOW

LET'S GO TSUKUSHI

this is just time for the dancers of each class

Aruha nice!!!

nice Ranka

They're all so good, i go for Keiko or Aruha

mood Nakasone, OH MY GOD

winners?

B class!!! Dance queen Keiko!

the random leap high jump was amazing

THEIR NEW SHOES!!!!

awww Keiko's "minna aishiteru" after they thanked her

Part 3: ok now elimination? or well rankings

i know the one i was worrying bout got into the saved ones

oh 49th Mana (can't like her :c but let's go "grandma"), 48th Kanno Miyu, i shouldn't say these tbh... so I won't

iiiiiigh! Ranka got saved :/ she has Nomura Minami looks but her vibes throw me off a bit, good for her tho (I'm a supporter of everyone in some way)

okay, so i really clap clap Uchiyama Rin cuz of getting a bad throat and pulling such vocals

a twin (Mikoto) is in!!!! is the other twin (Kotone) in as well?

ahhh nice Yurara!!!! (I'm saying each position anyways somehow)

YESSSSSS THE OTHER INTP GIRL I LIKE (lower than how i like her but yes!!) HARUKA!!!! so cute and looks so ADHD (but shy) creature on the stage of the ones who passed!!!

words from some top 49 to 41 okay okay

lol Uchiyama, you're not allow to go back home soon...

cutie Yurara!!!!!

ok 40 to 31...

where's Kotone

KOTONE 39!!! (YOU'RE GETTING OVER YOUR NEE-SAN)

SHIZUKU 37!!!! YES, DESERVED, I WANT TO LISTEN TO HER VOCALS MORE, SO OPERISTIC operastic?

Fujimoto Ayaka is the hard time seifuku no manequin team leader... right? ah yes deserved 36 with all that

... i don't like Rimika, idky but she passed

YOSHIDA HANA 33 DESERVED (obsessed with her "narcissistic my god i love it" from their love dive performance)

Husky voice 32?! MOMOKA YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!! (btw weird but interesting hair styling)

Miyu 31, she was such a nice neesan for her group, deserved

awwwww Ayaka u gonna make me cry, "pien" as S. Miu said in the mbti lab

THIS IS TAKING SO LOOOOOOONG

a take bout an eliminated girl i remember

Ameri deserved better (cuz we can't vote overseas, and she knows it, liked a comment where she was told it was unfair to have eng subs but no overseas votes)

Part 4: social experiment in Korea?

the girls helping an small baby girl

HIGH QUEENS FIRST

JUERI YOU SAW THE GIRL!!!!!

ok, bby had to walk to them to talk, then they became nice nice nee-san

high queen knows korean, ofc; 3 minutes?

Jueri sensed it was a prank before the dokkiri daiseko paper was shown, nice

oh they know Korean cuz dramas lol

REMEMBER ME TIME!

i feel like Ayaka might be the quick one to act?...

oh it was Rino

they started to play w bby

all got pranked and no one thought was the bby the prank

AOHARU!!!!

oh so Nana wants to be a teacher, she might react quicker, Tsuzumi will make her laugh i have the feeling

Nana immediately took her hand

all yelling to ask for her mom

ohhh an unrelated person got in so run for the prank paper

they're so noisy and are looking for the cameras lol!!!!

Miss Japan

so Mana decided to talk to staff while Chiharu takes care of her talking and playing

NANA TEAM

they decide to look for the mother nice

5 minutes looking around awwww Serina? pick her up to not get her tired

lol the prank paper

they laugh

so worried cuz bad at korean

Part 5: more ranking

30 to 21 ok

29 the gyaru!!!! nice

SAKATA KOTONE!!!!!!!!! 28!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! MY F TO B GIRL!!!!! and good leader

Hina bby 25 she became the little chick already, she broke her egg shell

Kitazume Sakura 22, she was really cute, and powerful, deserved!

YUI 21!!!!! YES YES, LEADER NICE NEESAN, NICE VOCALS.... also the way she was holding hands with Koto waiting who would be 21st, CUTE

20 to 12 ohhhh a longer one

Joa 20, deserved, tho I don't like her enough, VERY VERY DESERVED!

Kokona chubby cheeks 19, surprised me on performance nice nice

idk if I'd vote for Tsukushi (18) to get higher, probs cuz mic incident

OWO RINON 17 amazing, I'm amazed, really deserved

Mena 16 is so deserved, she's so idol bright, she has that thing that makes you oshi her (not my oshi)

taking advantage of Kitazato Rio 15 to say... her new hairstyle makes me think a bit of Nishida Shiori from BEYOOOOONDS on her face

NAGOMI 13!!!! MY BABY IS 13 SO DESERVED SHE COULD BECAME THE COOL OF THE SONG BEING SO CUTE AAAAAA BBY!!!!!!!

Keiko 12, yes you see her and you smile, she's so funny and amazing deserved

Mena talking so idol bright! so cute! so oshi-able

I'm so proud of bby Nagomi, wanna hug her

I'm at 1hr 19 minutes?! wow one hour more to watch yet

Part 6: members choose tops

top 3 personality

so 3 chose Honoka, she's funny the few things I've seen, i agree, she's ENFP, right? expected, she's top 3

Kokoro top 2 cuz nice nee-san and someone who listens, nice

top 1 is???? Moe ohhhhh, dunno what to say i think I haven't feel like I've focused a bity bit on her

top 2 beauties?

top 2 S. Miu i can see that very well, no comments tbf

yes Miu, as an eye lover(?) you have very beautiful eyes

lol she cringed at herself after that scene thingy

ohhh top 2 was a tie, makes sense

Sasaki Kokona, i agree she's captivating even if I don't want to look at her lol

okay top 1....!!!!

goddess vibe?!

Nano, yeah i agree, like damn girl is beautiful and captivating

she doesn't want to do the line thingy

the profile pics tho for Nano and Miu... not helping

Part 7: final rank?

so the 11 fitting the debut group?

yes the top 11

wait i know this, well I'm supposed to (i know top 1 tho)

Aita Rin top 11 was surprising (i have her in my top 11) so deserved as leader, hard worker, soul strength, team mindset, all, wanna hug her cuz i feel PROUD of her

Koto 10 is so amazing! so wow, no words just WOW feelings

AYANEEEEEEEEEEEE 9!!!!! I LOVE HER, SHE'S (with Momona) MY TOP 1!!!! my INTP tism creature looking songtress with huge off stage on stage gap girly!!!! YESSSSSS (her talking is so 🥹)

Nano 8 nice nice sleepy but nice beautiful nee-san

Sasaki Kokona 7 again captivating aura, no wonder she got so many votes

cute, she says she doesn't think is good enough for that rank

Tsuzumi 6 makes me so ajsjjsjsjshsj :D she's so cute energetic full of emotion bby and good performer... awwww she got so emotional towards AoHaru, so cute bby bright smile bby

Suzu 5 nice, she has a something i can see but don't get to my top 11

cute, just cute, no comments

i forgot the top 4-2 order, i know the ones there

Kaela hurry up!!!!

ofc Ran, Miu, Kokoro and Momona fight the 1st place (I know :D who has it) WHICH WAS THE ORDER!!!!

4 is?! Miu okay okay, so then... Ran, Kokoro Kassa, right?

Miu get out of my top cuz... idk... but maybe she was evily edited... so it feels like she's a diva (as some friends said) i want to think is all due to this edit, and being ISTP cold

Ran 3 right, i liked her a lot and a friends is doing propaganda for her

cute girl, amazing, like her low voice, she seems funny but not so WOW funny

so now is Kokoro, I just know that already

but nice that rebloom where fighting the top 1, starting with their idol performance

plus both (mainly Momona cuz time, i mean since she was 13 in angerme and 12 in hello pro kenshuusei, she has like 8 years experience!) are pros

"Kokoro-chan aishiteimasu" (not in shipping way) beautiful

i want what these two have

such strong friendship

so well, Momona 1, Kokoro 2, already knew that

LET'S GO KASSA!!!!!!

they're like so proud of each other!!!!! mainly Kokoro of Momona

it feels so amazing to see Kassa going up those stairs to the 1st place seat!!!!

ok top 50 is missing, who got the cut position?!

4 fighting the place 50

oofff this is hard to see

Karen, Aruha, Shion and Misaki

i want them all (yes, i forgot who didn't got there that i follow on insta)

i think Shion didn't

how low was Jueri btw? (liked her voice)

ok 50th is?!

Karen!

i wanted Aruha...

but it's okay

oh god, i feel so sad for the ones who didn't make it, i hope some angencies contact them soon

they all deserved to pass

WAIT!!!! FUKA GOT ELIMINATED

NOOOOOOO FUKAAAAAAAAAA

wow, Jueri got 92nd going down 15 places

third INTP girly Tabuchi Miu got 86th (tbh, i didn't saw her a lot, but sad cuz INTP too)

AMELI 79? i swear if overseas have voted she would have made it to top 50

the Moron Anon (joke joke, her name is Moro Anon, such a weird name) 74th... sad cuz she surprised me at the group battle

Iyota Hana 71... ok

you're not telling me Fuka didn't make it cuz of a 10 places gap?! ... pien

Part 8: coments random cuz didn't pay attention to the thingy with songs at the end

Kassas short hair is beautiful, i wonder if she donated her hair again...

sadly they cant sns cuz rules... so we won't know... not yet

expecting what we'll see next week... or on thursday, deppending if I can't handle the need to watch...

I'm wondering why they can't change a bit more the twins' look, it's so hard to tell them apart

someone said one have thicker and other thinner bangs and I'm like "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU KNOW THAT"

OH NOOO THE HUGS AND CRYING AT THE END

is sadder that whole groups got eliminated...

they became such good friends apparently

now i wonder what will happen if one twin is eliminated later

OH NOOO AYANE CRYING NOOO, DEAR!!!!

oh that's all...

there was a lot

well, eliminated B class girls at least get new sneakers

[blazehedgehog]

Eh, that G1 transformers cartoon had worse animation errors but people still worship it as a sacred cow so dunno if sonic underground is worse than any other mediocre commercial, but guess it was worse by sonic stadards or atleast by the standards of middle aged fanboys

Also to white-knight underground more : it's rich to attack the show for having songs as a corporate move when sonic from the start was a market tested mascot charachter lol. And even if all the songs sucked, the intro was catchy so I win gg (also dont really care about underground, just want to be a contrarian and sometimes it feels that people just choice one random trash to attack while holding simmalarly bad stuff in high esteem, guess Im a warrior for justice...)

You are valid for liking what you want to like and you don't have to justify it to anyone.

Partially because my mind is already made up. I watched more or less the entire series through those streams I mentioned, and I don't think you're going to reveal some hidden truth to me that will completely change my perspective on the show.

Like, okay, Transformers G1 looks worse, but it was also 1984. Sonic Underground was 15 years later. The industry had changed, expectations had changed, how shows were animated were changing. DiC itself had changed! They were a force to be reckoned with in the 80's and the early 2000's (when Underground was produced) was sort of the start of what would be the final years of the company.

You can still like it. It's fine. Everybody likes something that's "cringe." It's called a guilty pleasure. It's something people feel bad for liking because other people tell them it's terrible, but they like it anyway. And I find that in accepting that idea, it's honestly very freeing.

Because you realize: Who cares? I like the thing, and that's good enough for me. If other people don't like it, well, then it's my "guilty pleasure." Which means that no matter what anyone else says about it, you can still like it. It's still yours. And it will be, forever.

Because there are objective truths about Sonic Underground: it was rammed through production, the people on staff have complained at length about how that destroyed the show's quality, and so on. That is not subjective information. The people who worked on Sonic Underground said "Sorry the show was so bad, the studio management didn't actually care."

Despite that, you could still have been in the right place, at the right time, at the right age, where it still occupies a special place in your heart. That's the human condition, baby. Everybody's different. When and where you grew up, what you were exposed to, how you were exposed to it, all of that could be completely different from me. You didn't do anything wrong, and neither did I. We are just different.

And that's okay. You're fine.

But I still don't like Sonic Underground.

[homestarretrospective]

#7 - Marshmallow's Last Stand

Date: January 2000

And so, we finally come to our first real toon, Marshmallow's Last Stand. A toon that, while having aged like a warm glass of suudsu, also did a lot to shape the series into what it is today.

In the toon, Homestar and Pom Pom are eating a nice fluffity and puffity meal at a diner, when the 2/3rds of the brothers strong, Strong Bad and Strong Mad show up to challenge them to a tag-team wrestling match.

After they politely decline, Strong Bad steals the star from Homestar's shirt, forcing him to fight in the ring to get it back. Fortunately, Homestar wins the fight, blowing up Strong Bad's head in the process.

A pretty basic storyline, which works in the toon's favor.

We also get to hear the voices of both Homestar and Strong Bad for the first time, with Homestar speaking in a slower, albeit still impediment'd style, and Strong Bad with a heavy Hispanic accent, which he'd keep all the way until the advent of the Strong Bad Emails.

Not to mention a few more notable first appearances, with our first looks at Marzipan, the only girl character (for now), The King of Town, the possible self-proclaimed leader of Free Country, USA, and his Poopsmith, known as... the Poopsmith. You can guess what he does. They don't speak in this one, but it's definitely neat to see them.

Now, onto the bad.

First up, the toon isn't very funny, which TBC would admit in a warning added to the toon later on. There aren't really any jokes that'd make you laugh, besides possibly the exaggerated voices.

Next up, the animation.

Now, it's mostly fine, especially for their first animation. It can get a bit janky at times, but for two random brothers who were only a few years out of college, it's definitely passable. However, during the early years of the site, TBC were known to have a computer that was... less than ideal. This would lead to colors being off, characters that were supposed to be obscured by shadow being visible, and worst of all, desync.

Due to the computer they were using at the time, by the end of the toon, the audio is around a full second off from the video.

Due to these factors, and the fact the toon isn't even available on the site anymore, Marshmallow's Last Stand isn't something that I revisit too particularly often.

Oh, did I not mention that?

Yeah, at some point around 2001 or so, the toon, as well as a later one we'll be looking at soon, was taken off the site for reasons that have never really been publicly disclosed.

One interview with Mike & Matt says that the reason the toon was removed was due to Homestar and Strong Bad being out of character, but a later interview said that it was due to "personal reasons".

Welp, whatever the real reason was, Marshmallow's Last Stand is, while a very influential toon to the series, also something where you won't miss out on too much if you skip.

Quote: Oh, look at the babies! Eating their marshmallows!

[jack-o-cel]

Guess who’s doing Art Fight this year ♥️

Team Seafoam for the win!!

My Art Fight

Character’s Available

Character permissions

Do’s:

Gender bend for only Vurugu, Fiend Forthscythe, and Forester ONLY.

Blood and Gore (as much as Art Fight allows).

Suggestive content is allowed (as much is allowed for Art Fight), except for Alistair and Sunshine.

Outfit changes

Draw with other characters

Angst is more than welcome, I love torturing my characters, feel free to do the same

Fluff is also appreciated, they deserve a break from what I put them through

You may throw rocks at Forthscythe, it’s free and therapeutic.

Dont’s

Do not break the above rules.

Emphasis on no gender bend, or suggestive content for Alistair. He’s a very personal character to me, and out of all my characters should be the most respected.

No incest or pedophilia. Putting a disclaimer here that Vurugu and Tp are related.

I’m still a bit unfamiliar with how Art Fight works outside of their website, so if you’re attacking me please don’t forget to tag me, and don’t steal my babies, they mean so much to me. I’m a bit nervous with openly sharing them like this.

Deityverse Characters

The Deityverse is a personal story I’ve been developing for years. It takes place in a realm populated by a species called Deities, where the most powerful of them have to ability to create worlds full of life; like how a writer would create stories. The people from those worlds are called creations.

The story follows Alistair, one of the most powerful Deities, and his creations. Alistair created an overarching world, called The Pantheon, to oversee all his worlds so he wouldn’t have to. The Pantheon are gods to the other worlds.

Alistair

A powerful Deity with many creations. He has a bad habit of sleeping with his creations. He tends to abandon worlds to do their own thing once’s he’s bored with them.

Note on Deities: When a creation turns into a Deity their appearance can drastically change, as seen with Alistair. Also! Deities that came from being a creation do not remember their time as creations. Alistair is one of the very very few exceptions.

Vurugu

Alistair’s most powerful creation that eventually surpassed his power. He used to have a serious relationship with Alistair, but after a horrible break up, he loathes him. V is a member of the pantheon, he is the god of chaos. After an event he became a Deity with his partner, Fiend.

Fiend

A once unnoteworthy creation of Alistair, that grew in power after he started dating Vurugu. Fiend is a deer cryptid with exceptional skills in illusion magic. His soul shares a body with Faolan, the original soul of the body. After the shock from a traumatic magical event, Faolan’s soul was ripped in two to create Fiend’s soul.

Faolan had surpressed Fiend’s ravenous violent nature for almost 2000 years, before the tragic end of his wife (accidentally by his own hand) shocked him into submission. Fiend has been in control for 3000 years. Most of that time was spent with Vurugu as they jumped through worlds and timelines together. He’s mellowed out over the years from his violent past, but once angered he won’t suppress it. Is also a past lover of Alistair and hates his guts. After an event he became a Deity with his partner, Vurugu.

The Divine Being of Time and Space (TP)

Tp is Alistair’s actual most powerful Deity, but is a completely neutral force. They are a member of the Pantheon. They are a very calm and well spoken. They think everything through.

Tp lives in the void, where they usually can’t leave for too long before they must return to it. They can see all of time and space, but limitions to their power were placed by Alistair to prevent them from becoming all knowing.

They live with their assistant, and lover, the Shady Merchant. One of the healthiest relationships out of all my OC’s if I’m being honest. A match made in the void.

Oh, and Tp and Vurugu are siblings.

Shady Merchant (SM)

Not much is known about Sm. He’s simply a vague figure dressed in a dark cloak that sells trinkets in his free time. He and Tp are incredibly close, and without him Tp would be a very different person.

Forthscythe

Go to the dictionary and find the word Asshole, and you’ll find Forthscythe there. He’s is the most powerful Deity in the Deity realm. And the only one of the higher Deities that has no creations. There may be no official rulers of the Deityrealm, but he runs it in the dark like a mafia. He’s level headed, manipulative, abusive, a shady deal maker, and incredibly sharp. He is always many steps ahead of you without you knowing.

He’s completely obsessed with Alistair. Even more so after their break up. He’s the reason Alistair has a shit ton of relationship trauma, that he in turn takes out in his creations.

Other Character’s

Forester

His resting face is always mocking. /hj

Forester is a brilliant botanist. His love for nature is only matched by his genuine love for his little brother, Foxglove, and his latest obsession, whoever that poor man may be.

After the death of his brother, who died eating a foxglove unknowingly, he was betrayed by his best friend. Who turned him into a vine monster.

Basically, his main body is encased in amber near impenetrable substance similar to amber. The amber has roots that spread overtime. Forester is able to create a mimic just about any shape, color and texture with vines that sprout from the roots of his main body. With his vines he creates a decoy body of sorts to interact with the world. He’s vines can feel and experience sensations that a regular human body can, whether it be pain or pleasure.

As the roots grow, Forester’s range to explore expands. He can be at most 5 miles away from the edge of the farthest root.

Forester recreated his brother out of plants, and vines that operates without Forester’s influence.

His best friend also has him brainwashed in a way that once certain words are spoken he basically has to obey everything she says. His best friend is unaware of his main body, as Forester has found ways to bypass giving away information to her.

Kore

Kore is from a video game concept I have. She’s basically one of the 5 main bosses, she’s the second to last one you would fight. She’s a knight that protects an empty throne on the orders of the knights leader (the final boss).

Her first phase has her wings concealing her body. Her twin weapons are separated during this phase.

Her second phase has her revealing the rest of her appearance. She also joins her swords together to create a double bladed staff.

Sunshine

She’s a new creature I made recently. She’s what’s called a Whale Gator. She’s from an alien planet with purple oceans. Whale Gators live closer to shore, and only go into open ocean to hunt. Sunshine is fully grown at 30 feet long and almost 4 tons.

🌊🌊🌊

As of time of writing not all refs are done. Alistair’s, and Forthscythe’s need some touching up and should be ready soon. Everyone else should be ready before July :3

Edit 1: added Alistair, and Forthscythe’s reference. As well as some extra info about Deities in Alistair’s section. I have TP and SM’s ref started and should be available in the next few days. Alistair and Forthscythe’s entries on the Art Fight website should be available tomorrow or the day after :]

Edit 2: added reference for TP and SM

[novelmonger]

The World Ends with You - I'm not too surprised this one didn't win, because I feel like it's...kind of obscure? I mean, it can't be that obscure, because it's gotten a sequel and an anime adaptation (which is REALLY GOOD btw 8D). But I never hear anybody talking about it, which makes me think nobody's played it. Which should really change! It's such a good game. Really good story with great characters, many more twists than I was expecting, and an excellent art style inspired by graffiti. What with all the graffiti and skateboards and rap music and such, it feels like a throwback to the early 2000s, which does this millennial's heart good <3 It's an action RPG, where you attack using pins that require various kinds of motions with the stylus - for example, with one pin you tap the screen to shoot bullets, for another you swipe up to make spikes shoot out of the ground, with another you grab a piece of debris lying on the ground and move it around to hit enemies. It's unique and there's lots of ways you can customize your play style, and it's challenging without being too frustrating (except for maybe the final boss battle x.x). If any of this sounds interesting, do yourself a favor and find a way to play this game - or at least watch the anime, which is a very good adaptation (though it's much shorter than the game, so unfortunately some great stuff got cut).

Myst IV: Revelation - Aw, nobody voted for this :( I'm actually playing this right now with my sisters! Personally, I think this is where the series should have ended; it has a really satisfying conclusion to all the threads presented thus far, and still has that pre-rendered still images + live-action footage charm that makes Myst consistent, unlike the changes they made with Myst V. Some of the acting is a little disappointing (especially Yeesha) after Brad Dourif's stand-out performance in the previous game, but it's still really nice to see where this family has ended up after all you've done to help them over the years. Like any Myst game, there are some puzzles that make you want to just rip your hair out, but all the same I feel like I've been taking fewer notes in this playthrough. Maybe that's because we're following a walkthrough more closely, though ^^'

The Last Guardian - Oh. My. Word. I love this game so much <3 Made by the same people who made ICO and Shadow of the Colossus, this game is about a boy who befriends a huge gryphon-like creature called a trico, and together the two of them try to escape the ruins they're stuck in. I feel like this game combines all the best things in both of the other Fumito Ueda games: You spend a lot of time climbing around, both on crumbling stone and on the back of a huge animal, but also the whole point of the story is that two characters who are very unlike each other have to learn how to work together to survive, even though they can't communicate with each other in the same way. The game is beautiful, sometimes soft and other times epic, and through the process of playing the game, I feel like I really developed a bond with Trico. I've played the game twice, and both times the ending had me bawling like a baby - partly because of the bittersweet nature of the story, but also partly because I was saying goodbye to a friend. AAAAAHHHHHH, more people need to play this game, it's so good! T^T

Professor Layton and the Curious Village - Wow, this barely beat out Transistor! This one is actually probably my least-favorite Professor Layton game, if I'm being honest ^^' It's the first one they made, so I feel like they were still working out a few of the kinks, and the story wasn't quite as involved or interesting as some of the later installments. Still really cute and charming, and I always love Layton and Luke and their addiction to puzzles XD

The Path - Huh, this was the one I wasn't expecting anyone to have played, but I guess I was wrong! I was really excited to play this game, but ended up being kind of underwhelmed once I actually got around to it. It's a horror game that sort of plays on Little Red Riding Hood, where you have to lead several characters down a path to Grandma's cottage. You're warned not to stray from the path, but you unlock different endings if you stick to the path, or if you leave the path and explore the somewhat desolate forest. There's a subtle story told in the things you find, but I was expecting things to come together in a different way than they did. Still, a cool aesthetic and a cool way of telling a story.

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End - Hands-down my favorite of the Uncharted series. The story is awesome, tying things up so satisfactorily, and including some really gut-wrenching and emotional scenes. Plus, I mean...this one is a story about brothers, so of course I'm going to like it XD Also, since this game was made for the PS4, the graphics are leaps and bounds ahead of the first three games. Also, the music was done by none other than Henry Jackman!!!!! I kept on noticing how both epic and emotional it was while I was playing it, and then I saw his name in the credits and was like, "Captain America, of course!"

The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit - *sigh* Not surprised that no one voted for this, since it's an unnecessary spin-off of the Life Is Strange franchise. But it's really good - and it's free on Steam! It's a short little oneshot where you play as a kid and take him through his typical Saturday morning. It's starts out as just cute fun, a kid playing with his toys and using his imagination to its fullest potential. But then you start to detect a darker undercurrent to his life, one that really tugs at your heartstrings. The boy is a character who shows up in one chapter of Life Is Strange 2, but you really don't need to play any of the other games to understand this one. Also, mercifully, this game is a lot cleaner than the main ones, so I actually feel like I can recommend it to most people I know ^^'

Transistor - Almost won, but not quite! You know...this is one of those weird instances where I can say that a game is objectively good, but for some reason I just didn't like it that much. I'm not sure why - maybe I just played it at the wrong time or something? But I just couldn't get invested in the characters at all, and the gameplay was good, but not fun enough to make up for how little I cared about the story. The aesthetic of the game is really cool, though.

Arbitrarily-Chosen Video Game Tournament, Round 1.23

Welcome to the Arbitrarily-Chosen Video Game Tournament, where we will find out which of the games I've played is the best game of all time!

Why? Don't ask. Just vote and reblog!

[russic]

Eren Jeager Boyfriend Headcanons

Warning: 18+ Under Cut 

SFW 

Eren Jeager, the man who would give you the world.

He’s the sweetest boyfriend, but he has a terrible attitude towards other people (because he’s a Aries.)

You’ll constantly remind him to “be nice” or “apologize.” He responds, “Baby, I’m only nice to you.” 

VERY OUTGOING. Eren is considered the “life of the party.” He is invited to everything! However, he consistently arrives late and steals the aux cord to play 2000s hits like Mr. Brightside. When he arrives, he’s the man everyone wants to meet. However, if people want to talk to him; they have to talk to you. You’re a package deal. 

Never loses a game of Beer Pong. Though the two despise each other, Eren and Jean are partners. After they play (and consecutively win), they part ways and don’t speak to each other. It’s a mutual agreement. 

Social stoner. He will offer to share his blunt with you by placing it between your lips. 

Owns a ton of grey sweatpants. Typically matches them with Nike socks and high tops. At home, he chooses not to wear shirts. However, if you go anywhere, he puts on a black t-shirt and a flannel. 

Also has a chain...

Once you get dressed, Eren will intentionally match you. He won’t purchase any corny t-shirts, but he will correlate the color of your outfits. 

RINGS GALORE. Wears a different ring on every finger; excluding his pinky. Each year for Valentine's Day, you’ll purchase him a new one. 

Purchased you an “E” necklace to wear. 

When you aren’t wearing it, he asks, “Babe, where is your necklace?” 

Eren’s attention is always on you. He immediately stops everything he is doing once you enter the room. One night you two were at Jean’s party; you left with Annie, Mikasa, Sasha, and Hangee to get pizza. Once you returned, the girls went to the kitchen, but you went to the balcony where the boys were smoking. As soon as Eren saw you, he shut down. 

“Hold up, Reiner - Hey, baby? Did you have a good time?” 

Uses all the pick-up lines he learns on you. 

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together, forever.” 

He’s always snacking; he hates meals. He indulges in Cool Ranch Dorito’s. 

Obsessed with reality television; especially 90 Day Fiancé. 

“....Baby Girl Lisa? This woman is 60 years old.” 

Enjoys watching the anime’s you love. However, he constantly talks during the episodes. 

While watching My Hero Academia, Eren said, “So this is basically the anime version of Sky High?” 

Asks you to do your skin care routine on his face. 

You never would have guessed, but Eren enjoys reading. His favorite books include Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, Slaughterhouse Five, and 1984. 

Expresses himself through art. Throughout his notebook, he draws small sketches of you doing things around the house. 

“I’m getting a tattoo of this one day.” 

Adores when you hug him and wrap your legs around his waist. He could hold you there forever. 

When Eren’s tired; he pulls you into his lap and buries his head in your neck. After you get comfortable; within minutes he’s asleep.  Since he’s sleeping too well, you don’t want to move. He looks so peaceful. 

If you’re sad, Eren will sit across from you, press your foreheads together, and stare into your eyes. You’ll proceed to tell him the situation as you lean on each other for support. This action assures you that he will always listen. 

“Please, tell me what’s wrong, baby. I won’t have all the answers, but I will listen.” 

Cuddling is Eren’s favorite! He will lay down; his hands supporting his head. You’ll lay beside him and place your head on his chest listening to his heartbeat. If his hands aren’t supporting his head, he traces patterns in your back or rubs your butt. 

Will stop the world just to see you smile. 

NSFW 

CONSTANTLY HORNY. 

Eren’s a dominant man who LOVES degrading you in the bedroom. 

Has incredible stamina. Eren goes (at least) five rounds before he’s finished. 

Remember how much Eren loves rings? Well, he doesn’t take them off.  He enjoys watching his rings drip in your spit and cum.

Strongly believes “No Nut November” shouldn’t be a thing. 

“That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard of.” 

Expect A LOT of hickeys! Eren always creates dark purple bruises on your neck, breasts, and thighs. 

He gets upset when you cover them in makeup.

He’s the opposite... If you give Eren hickeys, he refuses to cover them. In fact, he wants people to notice them. 

At a friendly get-together, Jean, Armin, Connie, Sasha, and Eren sat around playing Call of Duty. Since the thermostat was set at seventy-two, Eren took off his shirt. Noticing movement, Jean looked over. He’s never been so shocked at the display of hickeys and scratches that decorated Eren’s body. “Holy fuck Eren, what do you two do in bed? Abuse each other?” 

“I could go into detail, but you’d love that too much; huh, horseface?” 

He’s rough; be prepared for bondage, gagging, choaking, and slapping.

Eren’s home screen is a black and white photograph of his hand choaking your neck. 

Along with his hickeys, he will proudly show it off to other people. 

GOD COMPLEX. He loves nothing more than you sinking to your knees to “worship” him. 

Pushes you to the headboard and buries his head between your thighs. 

Again, ALWAYS HORNY.

If you’re doing the dishes, Eren will slip his hand into your underwear to pleasure you. 

He reminds you, “Don’t miss a spot.” 

Once you finish; he shoves his fingers into your mouth ordering, “Taste yourself, slut.” 

A HUGE TEASE. If you’re working, Eren will kiss your neck or rub your thighs until you have to pay attention to him. 

It’s not your pussy; it’s HIS pussy. 

Loves fucking you while you’re wearing his flannels and hoodies. 

One of Eren’s biggest desires is to have a threesome with you and Levi. 

He keeps this a secret because he doesn’t want Levi to kick his ass again. 

Public sex... 

At one of Jean’s parties, it appeared as if everyone fell asleep in the living room. This left you and Eren awake... Being highly intoxicated and horny, you didn’t hesitate to sit on Eren’s lap and use his fingers to gain your release. You tried to keep quiet, but your airy moans captured the attention of Jean and Reiner. The two pretended to be asleep, but they couldn’t take their eyes away from your figure. 

However, Eren knew they were awake. 

Discovers himself randomly holding your breast. He claims, “It calms me down.” 

Forces EYE CONTACT. He loves watching your facial expressions twist as you’re being pleasured.

“If you don’t look at me, I’ll leave you to fuck yourself.” 

Sure, Eren’s not “soft” during sex, but he’s a big teddy bear after you both have finished. 

Will lay beside you, pull you onto him, and play with your hair until you fall asleep. 

“Sleep good, baby.” 

Once you wake up, Eren will make sure your bruises are okay, and your body is cleaned up. 

Yes, this can lead to shower sex... 

[onsunnyside]

sonny, i need this man on some kind of bike. i wanna see him doing extreme downhill mountain biking or freestyle motocross. something that gets his adrenaline pumping and requires a helmet. i wanna suck on his lip ring and ride on the back of his motorcycle.

he looks like such a meanie. he 100% is set in his ways and still bumps the same music he listened to in the late 90s and early 2000s. maybe he’s a retired riding legend and he's been training and acting as a mentor to your up-and-comer boyfriend. you took a gap year or put off uni altogether to follow aforementioned bf around the country while he chases his dream, so when chris threatens to take it away, you use yourself as a bargaining chip.

oh, oh, or maybe he's your boyfriend's childhood bff and you accidentally get knocked up after a drunken hookup or some noncon, so you try to pass the kid off as your boyfriend's. oof. wait. i like this one. imagine taking your baby to competitions or races to see your bf and chris coming over to taunt you and talk to your baby, like, "you come to see daddy win? yeah, you miss daddy? tell mommy to let you come see me." and then he looks up at you and he's like, "maybe we can make you a little brother," with the evilest most self-satisfied smirk on his face. comments about how you make cute kids. forcing you to accept money that you don't need bc "i take care of what's mine". your bf made him the godfather and always has him around. i hate him. i'll have two. - bratty spice

BRATTY SPICE AKA @bimbofawn STRIKES AGAIN !! i don't know if i'd write it with Chris, bc i'm leaning towards total hunk Steve/Ari all tatted and pierced 😵‍💫

retired riding legend screams dilf, dark daddy who isn't afraid to ruin your boyfriend's career before it even starts.

dark boyfriend's best friend: NOW THAT IS SPICY (hehe). [dark thots drabble below]

he's always been controlling and inserting himself into your relationship, crashing dates at restaurants, movies, or even your bf's house. you let it slide for a bit until you had enough and brought it up with your boyfriend who told him to give you two some space. and Steve/Ari did not like that.

he gets his revenge by inviting you out while your bf is out of town to "make amends" but it's really just to get you vulnerable and alone. as expected, no one bothers you while you're out bc Steve/Ari looks terrifying and his quite the reputation. that night you two hook up, you're drunk and he's sober, taking full advantage of you, "I'm prepared, don't worry, baby." He says, rolling on a condom, only to take it off when you're fucked dumb in his bed. he fills you to the brim, grunting the filthiest things into your ear about owning you, claiming you, knocking you up (something tells me he knows all your kinks bc of your boyfriend or from perving on the two of you).

fast forward, you find out you're pregnant and know who the father is, and it isn't your bf. you don't tell him, and let him think it's is. Steve/Ari is smug as hell watching you grow his child, while your boyfriend/his best friend gets all lovesick about his baby and the future ahead of you two as a couple.

Steve/Ari supports you all the way through too. filling in for your bf at appointments (he takes up more work for your child), and not correcting strangers when they say congrats to the two of you. he drops by some nights too, eager to get his hands on your body, feel you all over, help with all those hormones while your bf is working long, tiring hours.

this affair stretches all the way to the child's due date, and after the birth is when you finally end the affair, only begrudgingly accepting his money. you may have ended the months-long infidelity, but you'll never escape him bc he's your child's godfather, and still your boyfriend's best friend.

me thinks... one night when your kid is off at your parents, you and your bf plan a date, and guess who shows up !! oh, but he's sulking about a 'broken heart' which is absolute bullshit and you know it. your bf falls for it so easily and invites Steve/Ari in, comforting his best friend about the girl he never knew he was dating: "she wanted to keep us private. she was scared of what people would think." it's so painfully obvious he's talking about you, going on and on about how this girl changed his life, and stole his heart before shattering it to pieces.

he ends up spending the night and takes the guest bedroom. your bf doesn't let you lock the door, "why would you need to do that?" and you can't answer that so you just go to sleep.

and well... Steve/Ari makes his presence known a few hours later, waking you up with his head between your thighs and a sick smirk, "you thought you could get away from me, baby? I own you." you immediately call for your boyfriend, even reaching over to tap him while trying to kick Steve/Ari away but it's all useless. He's is too strong and your boyfriend lies there, knocked out. "Wipe that look off your face, he isn't dead. But he won't be waking up anytime soon. Which means your real daddy has you all to himself."

UHM FIC ?? 🌚 PLS TELL ME IF YOU WOULD READ THIS BC I AM SO INTO IT also, i don't know which dark daddy to choose 🫡🫡

[brrahbrrahcharacterimagines]

Quickie (Might Guy x Reader) *Smut*

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Pairing: Might Guy x Reader

Word Count: 2192

Warnings: Alcohol, swearing, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), quickie, dirty talk, praise kink, lots of dirty sex things

A/N: oop and again my thirstiness reaches over 2000 words... enjoy

Your week couldn't have been much worse. You were only assigned low-ranking missions despite your skill. Instead of going off to save the leaf village, you saved a cat from a tree and pulled weeds. It couldn't have gotten much lower than that.

It isn't that you aren't powerful. Your jutsu is on par with the likes of Guy or Kakashi, so you don't know why you drew the short stick this week.

On top of that, on your way home from the store you dropped an armful of groceries and apples rolled across the street in front of a group of civilians. Already not liking to be looked at so often in your uniform, looking clumsy while people watched was somewhat of a final straw. When Kakashi told you he was getting a group together to go out, you didn't hesitate to say yes.

A couple of your colleagues were already at the bar when you got there, but none of your close friends. You made your way to the counter, calling the bartender over.

"Can I get a tequila sunrise? Extra tequila?" You ask the man behind the counter. He chuckles back, nodding and making your drink.

Handing it over to you, the drink doesn't stay in your hand for long. After a while you've had a second, and before you knew it you were ready to hit the dance floor. You glanced back over towards the other Shinobi, seeing Kakashi finally made it. You smiled at him with a little wave before making your way to the floor.

You let the music take hold of your body, the bass becoming your heartbeat as you moved to the rhythm. You didn't mind dancing alone, it was freeing. It was as if you were letting go of all the stresses of the week. You moved your hips back and forth to the beat, flipping your hair every so often. You felt hot.

-

Guy didn't want to go out tonight. He'd told Kakashi he wasn't feeling it, but Kakashi could be more persistent than just about anyone. All Kakashi had to do was tell Guy that he could outdrink him, and Guy had to show up just to prove him wrong.

Walking in, Guy noticed pretty much everyone was already there. he made his way to Kakashi, taking note of the glass of water in front of him.

"Waiting on me to start our competition?" Asked guy with a confident smile.

"Oh, hey Guy!" Said Kakashi with a wave. While his tone was cheerful, Guy sensed a note of sarcasm underneath. "I guess you'll win tonight, I'm the sober monitor tonight."

Damn it, thought Guy, he got me.

Deciding to enjoy himself anyway, Guy ordered some sake to get started. Looking around, he noticed a member of the party was missing. He knows Kakashi had asked you to come, but when he didn't find you at the table he figured you had decided not to come after all.

That's when he caught a glimpse of (h/c) hair from the dance floor. You were nearly straight in front of him, dancing without a care in the world. You had a smile on your face, lost in the music. Guy couldn't help but stare at you. You looked so...

Youthful.

He had always admired your skills in taijutsu. He liked the fact that you valued it in the same way that he did. Yet, he felt something more than just admiration when he looked at you tonight. Looking at you out on the dance floor, Guy couldn't help but notice just how attractive you were. His eyes made their way up and down the curves of your body, lingering on your chest to admire the fact that you had chosen to wear a low-cut dress tonight.

Lower down, he stared at the way you swung your body to the beat. The way your hips moved were almost sinful.

Guy cleared his throat, turning away. He felt a blush rise to his cheeks, hoping nobody saw in the dim light. Unluckily for him, as soon as he turned away he came face to face with Kakashi.

"See something you like?" He teased. Guy could only feel his blush growing stronger as he tried to stammer out an acceptable response. Kakashi just chuckled at his coworker. "Go say hi. It's not like she's a stranger."

Not one to let Kakashi get the last laugh, Guy decided to actually follow through with his joking advice.

-

You had no idea how long you had been dancing. The songs flowed one to the next, seamless transitions making sure you would have no idea how many songs passed as you danced the night away.

"May I join you?" Asked a familiar voice, jolting you from your trance.

"Guy!" You exclaimed, turning around to face him. Your breathless smile made his heart skip a beat, but you didn't notice. "I'm glad you made it."

Guy returned your smile, "I didn't know you would be here. I'm happy I was wrong."

You continued moving, more mindful of your colleague in front of you. He was a really good dancer, which wasn't all that surprising. In many ways taijutsu is a dance in itself, and his skill with it could explain his skill in moving his body now.

The two of you danced together, keeping a respectable distance. That was, until, you saw a mischievous glint cross his eye. Guy began walking away, and you had to admit you were sad to see him go. You turned your thoughts back to the song, moving in time to the rhythm as you assumed he walked away. Then you felt them on you.

His hands.

You felt two large hands grab you by the hips. It would have scared you had you not recognized the green sleeves around the wrists.

Your breath caught in your throat, causing a smile to rise to Guy's face even though you couldn't see it. He began moving in time with you, swaying to the beat behind you. He was almost tantalizingly close to you, and you felt your breath get heavier. How had you never noticed him like this before?

The song transitioned to the next, the pace a bit faster. You took a leap of faith.

Leaning forward just enough, you shook your hips from side to side without moving Guy's hands. You felt them grab onto you tighter, only spurring you on as you began to grind against your fellow ninja.

At first you tried to ignore it, but soon it was impossible not to feel his hardening cock against your ass. It would be a lie to say it wasn't only spurring you to continue. It was hard to deny the way his reaction was making you feel, a tingle shooting down to your core.

You had just started to get into it when he used his grip on you to force you upright again.

You felt your heart drop. Maybe you shouldn't have done that.

"Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes." Said Guy into your ear, the roughness of his voice making you lust for the man even more. Admittedly, you watched as he walked away. He winked at you before sauntering off, the muscles on his back defined as he turned away from you.

Five minutes couldn't pass by fast enough.

-

Guy entered the bathroom, taking a deep breath once he was inside. He didn't know what had come over him, but he needed you. He needed you bad, and he needed you now. His head was spinning just thinking about it, and he'd barely had a cup of sake. The way you felt under his hands, and pressed up against him, was what was making him feel this way.

He was never this needy. Guy was always the one to have this effect on women, never the other way around. Sure, he'd had plenty of experience. But he had never been so desperate for the bathroom door to open and see you standing there.

As the minutes passed, he began to worry if it had been a mistake. What if you weren't coming? You could be with the rest of your friends right now, laughing about what he had just said to you. He pushed the thought to the back of his mind. You weren't like that. Right?

He heard the bathroom door swing open, the quiet click of a lock accompanying its close.

"Hey," you said.

-

You mentally smacked yourself at your word choice. That's really all you could come up with?

Looking up at Guy, you knew you looked needy. Lust overwhelmed your senses as you took in his strong physique. He made his way towards you, leaning down towards your lips. You eyes fluttered shut.

"Hey," he said. You opened your eyes to see a cocky smile plastered on his face.

"Shut up," you replied, not caring much for his teasing as you smashed your lips to his. As soon as you did he wrapped his arms around you tightly, kissing you back hungrily. You couldn't help but moan into his mouth at the feeling, only spurring him on.

You grabbed at his chest, using a fistful of his uniform to try and pull him even closer to you. His hands wandered lower, pulling up the short skirt of your dress to grope your ass. He growled lowly, kneading at the soft flesh.

Guy's lips moved downwards to the side of your neck, kissing a trail until he found your sweet spot. He stopped, sucking, biting, and kissing as all you could do was moan for him. You knew you would have to explain the hickey to your team later, but right now you didn't care. All you cared about was how good it felt to have Guy's lips on your body.

Your own hands wandered lower on Guy's body, palming his erection through his pants. He wasn't even fully hard yet, and you could feel how big he was. He bucked his hips towards you as you continued jacking him off through the fabric that felt way too thick for your liking.

Guy reached down, and in one swift movement your panties were on the ground. You felt his calloused hands run up your inner thighs, sending a shiver up your spine.

You gasped, feeling his fingers make their way to your soft folds as his lips found their way back to your own

"You're so fucking wet for me baby," he mumbled against you lips, "I bet this is what you wanted, wasn't it?"

You didn't say anything at first, taken by surprise at his dirty talk. It wasn't something you expected out of Guy, but you weren't complaining.

He pushed a finger into your hold, making you moan. You rolled your hips against his hand, practically begging for more. He gave you just that, starting to pump two fingers in and out of your dripping pussy.

"Guy," you moaned. He felt his dick twitch at the way his name fell from your lips. He was sure you'd be the death of him if you kept this up.

"God baby," he said, "you're so tight."

His tongue explored you mouth as he kept fingering you, curling his fingers inside in a way that only made you want him more.

"Turn around for me." You did as he asked, turning around so that your ass was on display for him. You braced your arms on the wall, feeling Guy press himself up behind you. "Good girl," he whispered in your ear.

You heard clothes ruffle as he undressed enough to get his cock out. You barely had any warning before he pulled up your dress and shoved his hard cock into your soaking cunt.

"Fuck Guy!" You gasped. You could feel his thrust falter at your words, only making you more confident. You pushed your hips back towards him. He gave you a moment to regain your breath, pulling out just enough to slam back into you.

He started off hard and fast, and you were already seeing stars. You wouldn't last very long if he kept this up, and you suspected neither would he.

"I'm already so fucking close baby," you groan, "your cock feels so fucking good." He groaned in response, continuing to fuck you until it was all you could think about. With every thrust he hit deep inside of you, making you closer and closer to your release. Your moans grew louder as you felt the pressure build up inside you. "God you're gonna make me cum," you moaned, almost screaming as you hit your high.

Your walls clenched around Guy's dick, pushing him over the edge as he spilled his seed inside of you. You didn't even care that he didn't pull out, too busy riding out your own orgasm.

After a moment, he pulled out of you and re-dressed himself.

"I'll see you around," he said with a wink, leaving you in the bathroom to process what had just happened. You knew this would be far from the last time.

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